December 2010
New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable →
“The new device is an improvement over the old device, making it more attractive for purchase by all Americans,” said Thomas Wakefield, a spokesperson for the large conglomerate that manufactures the new device. “The old device is no longer sufficient. Consumers should no longer have any use or longing for the old device.”
“If there’s one lesson to take from all this, it’s that it’s...”
– Charlie Brooker’s 2010
“It ain’t a nice road but at the end of the day, you don’t expect...”
– Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent